three fools.

so hillary was all like, i'm going to bring our troops home; within the first thirty days that i'm elected into office, i'll bring them home. and people cheered. and barack was like, i never even voted for the war to begin with, so ha! and people cheered. and edwards was all, it's not even a question about bringing them home, but it's about how are we gonna do it, and i'll do it the best way. and people cheered.

i feel really bad for really smart people who believe things can be different. for people who put these candidates' stickers on their cars, put their posters up in windows, or else their little signs on lawns.

all i can say to them is this.

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